LOLZ Project Update - New Governors, Auto-Farming Reports, To Do List, Daily LOLZ Giveaways, and LOLZ Free4all

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Project Update

Whew, after a lazy December we got stuff done in January and February. As we move in to March we still have a few To Do's on our list but are looking forward to entering a stable growth phase.

Mission Update

With all our talk about LOLZ defi and dividends, it is good to remember that our real mission is to spread laughter and joy on the blockchain, and from the comments we often get we can see that we have been succeeding at that. Thanks to all of you that have taken the time to drop a note and let us know you appreciate a joke.

And thanks too to those of you who have given our jokes an upvote or shared some !LUV or !PIZZA with us. Every bit helps and is appreciated.

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LOLZ Mining

The @lolzbot has been busy busy busy lately and is hitting over 400 calls per day, up nearly 50 from our last update. Our resource credits have been hanging in but only barely. As a stop gab we will likely curtail the error messages soon as they are prone to abuse anyway and that should buy us some time.

In the mean time we will be working to get HP delegation added to LOLZ Farming which should help RC situation a lot. Also author rewards to our daily farming reports will help us grow our HP a bit.

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LOLZ Defi Update

The LOLZ Curation, Farming, and Dividends scripts have been working well and farming rewards and dividends have gone out like clockwork lately. Whew... fingers crossed it stays that way. #LOLZ

We plan to add a few more tribes to our curation and farming options. We are considering adding Foodie, Creative Coin, and Bee and will look to the comments below to see if there are other tribes we should consider adding support for.

We were happy with adoption during our first month and feel poised for growth in the coming months.

NFT Based Governing System Established

Did you see that also launched a Governing system based on the LOLZ Governness NFTs?

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I'm happy to say we now have our first four Governors - @cryptokungfu, @imno, @arpuch, and @captaincryptic. These brave souls have agreed to take on the task of guiding the LOLZ Project forward, and have been given keys to the Governor's Mansion on our LOLZ Discord server where all sorts of top secret discussions shall be had.

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Want to be an LOLZ Governor and help guide our growth? You can still buy a Governness NFT at Hiveme.me using MEME tokens. Alternatively, you can send @lolztoken 10 HIVE with a memo saying "I want to be a Governor" and we will send you a NFT.

Proceeds from NFT sales have been staked and added over 100,000 MEME power to our @lolz.meme curation bot. We will stake all proceeds to further increase our curation power.

Auto-Farming Reports

We are also happy to have implemented our auto-farming reports. These reports are going out daily and giving our farmers and Headliners a quick way to see the rewards they have earned, and a way for them to give us an upvote to say "thanks." All the HBD earnings over $5/month (our current server costs) from these posts will be used to buy and burn LOLZ tokens and all tokens are being staked to help increase curation value.

To-Do List

While we got a lot on our plate done over the last few months, we still have a few items on our to-do list.

At the top of the list is to add HIVE delegation to our farming system. We plan to make it to where you can delegate to @lolzbot (our main need for HP) or any of our curation bots. By delegating to our curation bots you will be able to support the LOLZ users in the specific tribe the bot is curating in.

We are also wanting to add a new daily LOLZ giveaway. The idea for this giveaway will be that we will make a giveaway post every day. To enter you will need to send an LOLZ to @lolztoken. Half the LOLZ tokens sent will be burned, and the other half will be given away to one lucky winner.

Finally, we are considering adding a rotating promotion at the bottom of our jokes. Currently every jokes ends with instructions on how to use the !LOLZ command. Now that LOLZ is well established and most people know how to use the command we think we can put that space to better use. More on that to come.

LOLZ Free For All

What would an LOLZ Update be with out a LOLZ Free For All? You can earn upto 3 LOLZ in this giveaway!

  • Drop us a comment below (1 LOLZ)
  • Tag a friend in your comment (1 LOLZ)
  • Re-blog this post and tell us you did in the comments (1 LOLZ)

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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looks amazing !1UP !PGM !PIZZA !Gif lol !LOLZ

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500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

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PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
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You have received a 1UP from @dynamicrypto!

The following @oneup-cartel family members will soon upvote your post:
@monster-curator, @oneup-curator, @ctp-curator, @bee-curator, @meme-curator
And they will bring !PIZZA 🍕

Learn more about our delegation service to earn daily rewards. Join the family on Discord.

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Keep up the good work guys!
@mpoukovo
!GIF HODL

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!hivebits
!LUV

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I recently got the ability to !LOLZ!!! Thank you!!!! Take a look @cjlugo! I reblogged this post! Congratulations for all that good work and getting such milestones! Next month will be even much better for @lolztoken!

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Great update! Everything seems to be going great! !LOLZ !PIZZA !LUV !hivebits

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Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

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I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
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@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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Upvoted, @michupa being tagged, and reblogged too! I love the daily giveaways (both for being fun and for burning tokens) and running ads on @lolzbot messages!

!LOLZ

Ah, about adding more tribes... have you guys taken a loot a THGaming and PIMP? Both are top notch tribes that's been growing a lot!

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That is the second time somone has suggested those two tribes, so I will need to consider them. Can you shout me the links for their frontpages? !DOPLOLZ 3

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This touch is fabulous, I love it. I'm going to put you on my list of pending delegations. Where should I delegate the HP?
!LOLZ

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Thanks for the update! I finally found a few tokens to delegate. Still tiny amounts, I will need to do better. Keep it up!
!LUV
!hivebits
And reblogged

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Never forget to smile
!LOLZ !BEER

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Ahhhh, @lolztoken (and lolzbot!) you've been so hard at work. I'm so grateful! I !LUV getting great jokes pop up in Hive land. And for some strange reason it didn't even occur to me that I could reply to the (really good 😅) jokes with tokens! Thanks for educating me. I shall now do this anytime I feel inspired to do so.

I have reblogged this useful, mirth-spreading post and want to make sure my friend @jessgwynne also sees this! 😉😘🤗

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Thanks! We have enjoyed your encouragement! You won't be able to send @lolzbot an LOLZ but any of the other tokens would be great. !DROPLOLZ 3

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What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@consciouscat - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

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Awwwwwwh. I'm glad you could receive my !LUV (both figurately and literally!)
And noted on the 'no lolz to the lolzbot'. I'll assume it's the same for you @lolztoken, unless you tell me otherwise. For now, I have heaps of luv to give, so that's what I'll focus on ;)

Thanks for the lolz (tokens)!!! 🙏... and the lolz (laughs)!!!!!🤣😅😂

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Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

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Hahaha. !LUV it 😉

BTW, another stellar one by @reddit. That Hivean sure is a funny one 😁

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So I leave a comment?
Tag a friend @enosh ?
and reblog?
No I don't think I can do that, it is very complicated !LOLZ
Have a !PIZZA and a !BEER

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!gif !LOLZ ... way to hard. Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

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I better join the discord! I really like this project, I think we all need more stuff that makes us !LOLZ

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Yes! And then I will add you to the Governor's Mansion so we can start plotting the take over of the world! !LOLZ !gif pinky and the brain

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looks amazing !
@brianhuang
Have a great day.
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

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Thanks for the update! !LOL

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Thanks for the nice giveaway. I already have 1 lolz token sent from a blogger. I have just reblog this posts. This is great way to promote !

!PIZZA

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We should consider adding Leo.

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Yeah, we might. We just don't want to get on the wrong side of some of the LEO whales who have a habit of downvoting people into oblivion. !LOLZ

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I'm still trying to get some buffalo jokes in this database. We're pretty funny animals if you ask me.

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!LOLZ ... Thanks for the reminder, we still need to add the last batch of jokes and get another LOLZ Joke-fest going.

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Alright. I just jumped on the Discord.

!LOLZ
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

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I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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Thanks for this great projet 👍
!LUV
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
tag @invest-time
rebloged

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Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

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vote
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tag @chapelle

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Well done! Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

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Not everyday I see the !DROPLOLZ command! 😅

Have some of your !LOLZ (if it is possible)! 😏 If not, have some !LUV instead! 😁

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!LOLZ yeah, I'm the only one who gets to use it. :)

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A suggestion: Expanding the types of jokes/humor and tying them to alternate commands.
Don't get me wrong, the punny dad jokes are killing me, but what about dark humor for example? (That would be !LOLDARK then or something)

Reblogged and tagging @tanjakolader because she REALLY likes the dad jokes.

!PIZZA

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I had some people send me some of these in comments. There are some real zingers in there, keep up the fun work.

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Ya this seems to be an issue at some point with all the major tip tokens from my observations on hive. Elimating the error/failed responses is a genius proactive move. I would definitely delegate hive power over, will you pay out LOLZ in lieu of hive curation payouts?

From what I see on this site

https://hive.dlease.io/market

Renting out hive power costs between 5 and 11% APR so a payout somewhere around these numbers would be what I would consider market rates.

Also best to have people delegate the hive power to your main bot or account, and delegate out yourself from there based on your needs which will change dynamiclly over time.

Another idea I would like to propose, is staking. I would reccomend a long unlock period so you avoid people taking and disposing of large positions in short periods, I would reccomend at least 15 days up to 30 days ideally, 60 days tops.

For staking rewards, I would say daily liquid lolz payout to begin with for sake of simplicity. Eventually, you can also if you choose, pay out a portion of liquid hive earned from curation rewards from the bots to lolz stakers, or even more interesting since I see you are talking about governance nfts. You could pay out a combination of lolz and a new token created for purposes of governance of lolz. Also you can switch the payout of hive curation from lolz staking to holders of lolz governance token, and allocation say 5-10% of the bot curation payouts eventually? Let me know what you think

@lolztoken

!PIZZA

!LOLZ

!LUV

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Yes, we would pay out LOLZ for the Hive delegation. We were thinking in the 10% APR range. Our bot earns about 9% APR, so sticking with 110% would get us at 10% APR

Thanks for the advice on focusing the delegations on the main bot. That does make sense.

Regarding staking. It costs 1000 BEE to make a token stake-able. We may do it at some point, but are kind of happy to avoid that cost for awhile.

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ya that makes sense 100% about the staking. I saw you were considering adding a BEE curator bot for the #hive-engine tag, I think thats a great idea, I stake bee, and have staked workerbee also delegated to neoxian. IF you do go forward with the bee bot, I'm sure in time we can build up the bee organically without cost.

!PIZZA

!LUV

!LOLZ

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Nice to hear the news. I have reblogged this article.
@darmst5339 Thanks for the info.
!LOL

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ijat
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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!hivebits
!PIZZA
!LOL
!LUV

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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space) or ! HBIT (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.

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Nice oneup upvote. I am using the oneup app to vote on replies.
!hivebits
!PIZZA
!LOL
!LUV

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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space) or ! HBIT (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.

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Sweet update thanks. !PIZZA

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Thanks! I see you have dropped a bunch of jokes for us too.. thanks! !LOLZ

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.....will be used to buy and burn LOLZ tokens and all tokens are being staked to help increase curation value.

I'm a little confused by the above. How can tokens be both burned and staked? I like the "lotto" idea where half the LOLZ are burned. Keep up the great work.

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