Major surgery at the weekend for Tengo and his Rangers

Hello Hello one and all!

Tengo Rangers have been in fluffing freefall!

Not only is December a movement month in crypto but it is a massive month in the EPL with seven game weeks in fantasy football.

I need to take advantage of this and remove the dead or injured wood that has screwed up my performances of late...

That means we are heading over to ...

Can you guess?

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Yes the transfers page!

I get two free transfers, but I need major surgery, I also need to get Haaland back into my team!

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I am guessing that initially 5 players are going to get the chop...

Let's bin them one by one.

Burn Newcastle Defender ... he is out injured.
Maddison Midfield Spurs injured
Son Midfield Spurs I think bubble burst, too many injuries.
Bowen Midfield injured
Alvarez Forward not lived up to the hype

Ok let's see what that does ....

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I tell you what, ever since I played my Wild Card a few weeks ago it has gone to ratshit.

So now I have 36.2 million to spend, first up buy Haaland and Gordon of Newcastle, Mbeuno of Brentford, Takehiro Tomiyasu defender from Arsenal and Hwang Hee-chan the Wolves midfielder.

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Not finished yet. Matty Cash is in awful form and being hooked at Villa,rumours are he won't even start this weekend.

Which is fine as I have been looking at Man Utd. Have you seen them lately, not letting many in in the epl!

So popping in Dalot. Which leaves Watkins, I think he has been on fire but I just think Liverpool will up their game and Darwin could be a good option.

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So TENGO SAVE YOUR Fluffing TEAM

If you know me, then you know I often forget to do that!

Well not this time...

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I have done it now ⚽️.

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That is my suggested lineup!

Who is playing in Game Week14?

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In the battle of the captains I am going to stick with Salah. Interestingly Son plays better against the top 6, although without his feeder Maddison he might draw another blank. Salah though at home to Fulham you would think would outscore Haaland at home to Spurs!

Stats to date

I am slipping further down the tables

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41 points I scored last week which was pish, in fact the average was 46 so I actually lost my head to head match which was against the average points as it was a bye and slipping down those rankings too!

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My head to head results have all been losses of late so I have slipped down Hive Division 2 as well!

Well fluff me!

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I slipped from 7th to 12th.

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However, who am I playing this week? Let's go look!

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Emeka should win as I will start on minus 20 points 🤣

I have a feeling it will be 8 wins and 6 losses come Monday night!

Oh well the fun is in participating right?

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What I can say is that unlike last season when I had forgotten about the fantasy football, this season I am taking an interest in it.

I actually joined a lot of leagues for the fun of it...

A quick snapshot and look I am winning one league...

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It's a bit like crypto with the green arrows when you up places and of course red down arrows when you drop boooo.

That is it, I do have until 1.30m on Saturday afternoon to decide whether to change my defence, so I will wait for any internet updates!

Thanks for visiting and I wish you all a wonderful weekend.


All images and ramblings are from my fantasy premier league football account and lead image AI generated from my prompt in pixlr.com, the mad Scotsman TengoLoTodo unless otherwise stated.

DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND DO IT OFTEN

Haste Ye Back!

@tengolotodo December 1st 2023



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Oh dang, I thought you were actually getting surgery! The photos in this post reminds me of a foosball table!

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You seem to be having so much fun with this. Nice one

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You had me puzzled talking about surgery and Rangers! Glad it's all about fantasy football and that you're ok young Eduard 🤗

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