Where did illuminati go?
Greetings everyone! π€²
I came across this song today while listening to the radio, and to those beautiful and funny memories flashed in. All I could say was, Where did Illuminati go?I've missed that cult so much.
Anyone who belongs to the Illuminati cult here? Please, I want to know: is the cult still in existence?
In the years 2010β2013, the popular America cult took over Nigeria with mind-blowing news. This cult became more popular in Nigeria than it was in its home country. The news was in everyone's mouth; preachers would use three hours to talk about Illuminati and just 10 minutes to pass the main sermon for the day. Teachers in school would leave what they're to teach and be checking guys dressings to see if they're wearing tattoos on their bodies to identify illuminati signs. It was so simple; they believe anyone can join the cult online without traveling to the headquarters; just pronounce 666 three times at 2:00am, and you're initiated.
A whole lot of things happened then.
I remember that same year, a lot of top men of God in my country were pointed out as members of the cult due to how they dress, how they talk, and how they keep their hands while preaching. My church was among the top list and to make matters worse, we had an evangelism event that year and it was captioned "Operation 6678," which was generated from the book of Isaiah. My colleagues who don't fellowship in the same church as me would sit down and start analyzing why the "7" in "6678" was supposed to be "6" to make it "6668".
"Do you think he doesn't know what he's doing? That's the sign of the beast; he just used the "7" to cover up." This is their best line to crown up their analysis.
What about Jay Z and Beyonce?
To be sincere, it's the talks about Illuminati that made me stay off any song from Jay Z and Beyonce. It was said that Jay Z is the leader of the music industry sector after Michael Jackson died. Yesssss! It was this talk too that made me not like Michael Jackson's song. The only track I tried likingwas "Wanna be starting something," but when I saw some scripted videos of the song, I washed off my hands.
Ronaldo and Messi?
Oh! Their case was unarguable! It was just so clear.
No one doubted the news when it came because it was obviously clear. "They sold their souls to the Illuminati cult to become the gods of football". This was in headlines with good scripts to back up.
I saw a video where most of their skills on the football pitch were calculated, analyzed, and aligned to those of the pyramid and star signs.
My accolades go to those people who settled down to do all those analyses. With those analytical skills, they are suppose to have identified the main problems of the world and how to solve them.
Should I talk about Kanye West, Dbanj, and Snoop Dogg?
Kanye West's case was so high that a lot of people deleted his songs from their phones. I didn't like him from the start until my all-time GOAT, Dbanj, linked up with him in Oliver Twist. That was the period when news came that Dbanj had joined Illuminati, especially when he featured Snoop Dogg in Mr. Endowed Remix.
Things got to its peak in Nigeria when Psquare's mother died.
In case you're a non-Nigerian reading this, let me tell you who Psquare is: Psquare is the stage name of the duo afrobeat musicians, and they're twins with Peter & Paul as names. They sing simple and lovely songs, and that made 99.9% of Nigerians like them. Yeah, they're loved by many.
So after their mom died, they did a remix of one of their hit songs, "beautiful Onyinye, with Rick Ross. That was it!
Before then, we've concluded that all top American artists are into illuminati. So we heard that Psquare killed their mom to get initiated to Illuminati.
What did we not hear!
I've been wondering...
Does it mean that the Illuminati cult is dead? I miss those days. They should please come and make the headlines again.
Thanks for reading π
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I can vividly remember that yearππ
My neighbour borrowed us the cassette that had the names of all the celebrities in illuminati guyπ
Even P square was there. There is nothing I didn't hear then.
This brings back so many memories.
Aswear!π
Almost everything was related to Illuminati then. Even breakdance was likened to devil's style of dancing ahahahaπ
Thank you for stopping by Zita
Yes o.
But God dey.
Where are this things now
πππ imagine
You're welcome dear
The cd blow world wide o.
My mum will play it for all her visitors that came that period
ππ Omo everybody was so paranoid then
That's life.
It's well with ua
Hahahahπ.
That those rock π
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LoL.. I remember those days, we were very meticulous with how we make signs with our fingers, it was believed that just by making their sign using your fingers one can be initiated. Some smart guys quickly took the opportunity made audios called confession and were trending and making cool cash through it.
Asweeaar!
Some simple signs were being dodged by us in order not to be initiated without knowing.
Till today, I think those people that publish videos and news of them going to heaven and returning are all liars. They do that for the money.
Thank you for reading bro
Hahhaha.. I didn't see the last line oo.. you go explain tire if them hear youπ€£π€£
You are always welcome broh
First, this post is dammn funny and secondly you just reminded me a whole lot of things that I've already forgotten for years.
There was a viral video on this so called illuminati that was rampant and got peoples attention drawn to the music industry.
But i some how believe the illuminati is real, maybe not the way they hyped it to our face π
I'm very sure that those real illuminati people got shocked by how Nigerians hyped their thingπ
Thank you for reading bro
It's not a new thing again my brother, people have moved, but that didn't stop most of us to not crush on Micheal Jackson even in death, he still has a lot of fans
Hahahahπ
Back then, there was this pastor's son in our class, a die hard fan of MJ even when his dad preaches against it.
That's how life is, it's hard to convince the mind not to love what it loves
Exactly you cannot tell your mind to I love what it has already loved
You really brought back memories of things I had really forget which was quite fun then lol.
Yeaaah,.
Those sweet old days.
Thank you for stopping by bro
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Exact reason why I didnβt and still donβt like lady Gagaπππ
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My own,
I concluded that every Foreign artist belong to this cult π
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Oh I remember be have the cd of this whole 666 thing. Watching it made me believe everything is evil and no one can be trusted. It really hurt me when some of my favorite celebs were tagged as members
Hahahahπ
All of us fell victim of this.
So funny ππ
I remembered how they made us hate a lot of pastors because of that news.
Indeed where did it go to
Lolπ.
Till today, I still some of these pastors as members of the cult. God abeg π
That was horrible
I swear, I almost forgot π
You were around when the illuminati thing made news too. Wonderful!