THE HAKIMI'S LAW

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Have you seen the Gender War on Twitter?

The Power Tussle between Patriarchy and Feminism?

Then, The world Alpha Male would have popped up

I felt I had seen the best Alpha Males in the world like Andrew, ToxicKing, the Low budget African Shola and of course Lord Future until I heard of Achraf Hakimi, the man who shut down twitter with just one action and is responsible for the Gender War Meltdown.

I have seen over five hundred thousand tweets about hakimi, the man has held the number one spot for a record of two days. I must apologize to Achraf Hakimi- I was not familiar with your game.

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Albert Einstein would be rolling in his grave right now because thanks to Achraf,we now have a new scientific law called Hakimi Law

"The Hakimi Law simply states that in a marriage when prenups are not signed and in the event of a likelihood of divorce, it would be wise to transfer and get all of your assets in the name of your Mother"

Pictorially:

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Hakimi practicalized this law on his wife in 2023 who filed for divorce but would get nothing because all his assets are in the name of his mother. Hakimi just increased the "Men are scum" ratings to five star. He has single-handly refined the institution of marriage.So I made a list of what could possibly gexpect trying Hakimi's Law

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Special recognition to my fellow brothers who are already planning that the wife we are yet to have would not touch the millions we also don't have. Thanks to Hakimi, we can all dream big now.

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From the creation of the world, at the garden of Eden, Eve won the battle against Adam, In Egypt it was Potiphar's wife winning against Joseph, It was Delilah defeating the strongest man on Earth Samson, and even our brother Bill Gates was defeated by Melinda Gates but thanks to Hakimi, We landed our first victory since modern civilization against the female gender. CONGRATIONS EVERYONE

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HAKIMI ON SOCIAL MEDIA

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The social media can be very chaotic these days, one would imagine what would happen if Hakimi was to be on a group chat, I can bet on my left kidney that his intro would be:

Achraf Hakimi joined the group chat using his mother's link

If we had to make him an admin and you are about to be removed from the chat for violating a rule, the last message you would see, would be:

Hakimi's mother made him an admin and you have been removed

We all know that Telegram and Snapchat are not apps to keep little secrets of any activity, but trust me with Hakimi's mum in charge, he doesn't need two factor authentication, that's where his mum steps in.

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PAYMENT METHOD

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I felt mastercard, visa and verve were the only means of making online payment, but thanks to Hakimi, we have a new option called MUMMY, it is the fastest and most reliable means of payment, this option to make payment never declines,it can only incline because mummy is responsible

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DATE QUESTION

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Due to the implication of the Hakimi Law, it is safe to say that women would be asking these questions during dates:

"Do you consider your future wife to be a member of your family or just your mother and siblings"

"So would you money be our money or your moms"

"Are your properties in your moms name or ours, do you see me as family or not"

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Funny enough, I believe that women want a son who pulled an Hakimi but would settle for a husband practicing the law of Hakimi, what an interesting turn of events.

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Wow... The hakimi law...!
That guy is really a bad guy you know😃😃
My mum just gave me her phone to reply this posts.. all thanks to Hakimi 😂😂

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hahaha...I see what you did there,inject it in.

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Hakami's law should be a 4 unit credit course in all Universities.... Hakimi is every woman's dream son and at the same he isn't an husband material 😂😂

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a compulsory course for all kids..Lord Future could not even do this

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The pictorial form of the law is hilarious, where it all started but the wife thought she was going to hit it big... Too bad lol

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She never expected, she did not see it coming at all

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But what is this nau?
Just small play like this😂
I just hope his mother doesn't attend August meetings nor have a sugarboy else... 😂

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She will not even think about that..lol...

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Hakimi is the man!! 😀
And this law is the most effective and trusted yet.
Guy made being mummy's boy legendary😂

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😂😂😂😂😂😂
This particular case brought a lot of joy to me honestly
It's been long women started taking what's not theirs and celebrating 😂

would not touch the millions we also don't have

But wait oh, what's this 😂😂😂😂😂

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Albert Einstein would be rolling in his grave right now because thanks to Achraf,we now have a new scientific law called Hakimi Law

😅 Hakimi Law is just the beginning, If all Hakimi's followers and mentees adopt his law blindly there will be one mom out there who would remarry and that 50% will go to the step dad when they split. The other gender will just divorce and mary the Dad to get that 50%.

They will always be one step ahead. 🤭
They won't even need a new law - Newton's third law will take care of it. For every action in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction😅.

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haha.. There is no way you pulled Newton out of his grave to challenge our law.. Nice one sis- I must apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game.

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Achraf Hakimi joined the group chat using his mother's link

I've just bookmarked this post because what is this?😂😭 I plan to be coming every week to re-laugh at this. So far, with all these Hakimi joke, you're the only one that has managed to make it intensely funny but rest assured dearest new friend, the war is not over.👍🏾

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