Hit You With the 'PIMP Status'😎 (Original Cut)

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I'm still getting asked about how PIMP works and the 'top 200' and how delegations tie into it and looking back through posts, I'm pretty sure I have made it quite clear. However, new people come and need questions answered so let's reiterate how we operate. I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn, to join us in the Castle and find The PIMP District where we have meetings every Tuesday at 8 am CST and we can answer any questions you may have. Barring your inability to join us in discord, what is written below is the best I can do. There is no 'whitepaper' as we are changing and evolving along with the rest of you. We just PIMP that shit on the daily.

Ways To Acquire PIMP

if you already have PIMP and want more -

  • All of the above
  • Post in the P.I.M.P. community (note - it is NSFW)
  • Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (size based on amount of HP donated)
  • Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
  • Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator account
  • Curate other PIMPs

PIMP Slapper?

Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:

Current Tokens PIMP distributes:

Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:

The Fuck Does That Mean?

All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.

Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (we reached 66 over this past weekend). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels.

The purpose of a PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps, curation rewards and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can. It's just how a PIMP plays.

PIMP Status

Speaking of playing, several months ago, @polarmystro sent me a track to play with. I'll have to admit, it's not my normal style, but I literally can rap on anything that has a soul. It took me a minute to find this one, but really got into it once I did. Hope you enjoy it and this cat is also coming to The Block Party II this September! Come see us!!

LYRICS

I’m a P.I.M.P., Big Pimpin’, Pimp Game
Everyday we Hustlin’, ain’t nothin’ really changed
We rack ‘em and stack ‘em and claim the bags
Mother fuckerz get in our way? They’ll be put on display wit’ toe tags.
Money walks and money talks this day and age
It makes the world go ‘round, it’s what the priests want in the plates
Portray it how they want to, it’s still the same
Cash Rules Everything Around Me so PIMPs getting’ the C.R.E.A.M.
Paper in my pocket every single fuckin’ day.
We chop the shit up rock the shit up Fawkes for the next phase
Then blaze through the haze of the purple, pink and green berets
We get paid, that’s how a PIMP plays.

You want that PIMP Status?
Go ahead and get at us.
The district’s an explicit habitual apparatus.
PIMP Status.

A PIMP named Slick Back Slap up Rocks with the Pap Pap
It don’t matter, put me on the trap or the boom bap
Lay it down on anything and stay sexy like a tenor sax
My vocals give you energy and still makes you relax
Turn you on like no other, they can’t fuck with that
If I went beast mode on these bitches, they’d all have heart attacks
They’d have spasms n orgasms n wouldn’t know how to react
So we gotta fuck em real slow n let em know we hit those gaps
Full throttle empty bottles extra sour on their tabs
Because the game PIMPs play, we go to first from last
And they see that shit and start kissing your ass
They wanna be that shit and even ask for autographs
Like a B-side hit that secretly slipped into class
The teacher loved that shit and pushed it through the glass
So now erybody know, and erybody asks
How can I, how can I, but they can’t get past

You want that PIMP Status?
Go ahead and get at us.
The district’s an explicit habitual apparatus.
PIMP Status.

See me tip my hat to the hustlers, players, ballaz n PIMPs
Cuz they know I’m gonna do erything I gotta to win
That’s how it is, we ain’t playin to start all over again
Steady PIMPin while them bitches forced to catch some on they chins
Then they’ll like it even bite it and try to pretend
That they was with us in the trenches when it all began
Won’t fall for none of that shit, bunch of seasonal friends
So fukn easy to spot got the knot nots on they heads
Told you we was settin up shop, that’s exactly what we did
No more tip-toeing, I just stepped my foot in this bitch
The door is wide open, and I be letting a select elected in
And if you got that PIMP status, you already know what it is

So what'd ya think? A little different from my norm, but fun to do and am glad I finally found some time to do it. I also hear that @iamdarrenclaxton and @d-vine might be doing a show soon? Like a discord bit? Should be interesting. Regardless what your PIMPin' asses do, you gotta REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, and I always keep my PIMP hand strong.

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This is a great overview for everyone, even those of us who have been in TheAlliance or the PIMP world for a while! No need to scramble thru several posts to get answers when folks ask questions or we realize we forgot something! THANKS! 😊
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Mos def Miss Kitty!

!PIMP
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!LUV
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Yoo pimpin got a hit up the sit down with the pimps one morning you went in on that track too bro

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Awesome write up! Even makes a dolt like me begin to understand better.

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Because you have Blind Skeletons running around. 😁

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Good to see everything reiterated but it would still be cool to see a list of Pimp Stakers ranked and where the rewards get up to. It would probably motivate some future pimps to increase their holdings as well.
Just some ideas. Pimp out.

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yes, but that can not be sorted by stake minus delegation in and out. How do the rewarding pimps sort it to issue rewards? Can that be shared, maybe even in a weekly post so people can see it and strive to climb the ranks?

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Algorithm in the bot used. So no, cannot be shared, gotta keep some things a secret. 🤐

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I have been seeing pimp for some time and I am using the tag on my posts since but I haven't acquired much by now. Perhaps I haven't been upvoted by a PIMP. Let me join the discord server to get acquinted about it more.

Thanks for the explanatory post.

Much !LUV

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Noted on this and it is time to step it up

$pimp

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From one PIMP to another

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Thank you for the information & the shout-out!1 You heard right, @iamdarrenclaxton & are doing a new show, more infos coming soon!! BE YOURSELF!! 💞
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Hecks to the ya!

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