Canada plans to buy USA for Bitcoin

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Canadian Satoshi Nakamoto plans to buy the USA with a few Bitcoin.

Oh Canada !

[Verse]
Canada, oh Canada, with a twinkle in your eye,
You bought up all the Bitcoin, for a price a bit too high.
In five short years, the deed is done, you struck a sweet embrace,
Bought the USA, my dear, and gave it quite the place.

[Chorus]
In 2030's golden glow, with Bitcoin in your hand,
You turned the USA into your lovely Southwest land.
From sea to shining sea, the deal was quite a score,
Now Southwest Territories, oh, the world could ask for more!

[Verse 2]
The Rockies sang, the Rockies danced, to see this ledger change,
And all the prairies whispered, "My, this world could be so strange."
Quebec had laughed, British Columbia grinned,
Now both our lands in Bitcoin bloom, our fates perfectly pinned.

[Chorus]
In 2030's golden glow, with Bitcoin in your hand,
You turned the USA into your lovely Southwest land.
From sea to shining sea, the deal was quite a score,
Now Southwest Territories, oh, the world could ask for more!

[Bridge]
Mounties riding through the streets of New York, Niagara Falls turned red,
Oh, how the world had spun around, and how the tale had spread.
Toronto to Miami, such a union neat and fine,
Our hearts combined in Bitcoin bloom, with love in every line.

[Verse 3]
Maple syrup flows in streams where once the Mississippi roared,
And kindness fills the desert air, a friendship that's adored.
With ten sweet coins, a future paved, our paths in harmony,
Canada, oh Canada, in Bitcoin, found destiny.

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