2012 Chelsea VS Bayern Munich a Memory I Will Never Forget

I have always wanted to be happy because that is the only thing that can keep high blood pressure out of my life. Because of my decision in life to make myself happy watching of English Premier League and Champions League remains my favorite. One faithful day there was a very strong match between Bayer Munich and Chelsea and I loved to watch the match because even my wife told me that if Chelsea is defeated in their match they'll be no food for me and she may even file for a divorce. I was shocked that even my wife knowing fully well that Bayern Munich is a very strong club capable of defeating Chelsea in Champion League final. This made me to be worried because from the beginning of the group stage Chelsea has always win their matches with luck.

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That day I went very early sited in a viewing center filled with anti Chelsea the likes of Man-United, Arsenal, and Liverpool fans. When the match kicked off I was not comfortable as Bayer Munich players was doing what they know how to do by leading with ball position and more of goal attempts. All the anti Chelsea were all laughing at me because of what my wife said or do I even mind to talk about Arsenal fans who never prayed Chelsea to lift Champion League trophy because them have not lifted in history. So they was a lot of enemies.

The worst that happened was when Muller from the red devils hit the net with a wonderful 😊 goal. I almost died from all the anti Chelsea fans as my high blood pressure increased but as the law of soccer may have it my ever loved player Drogba also hit the net for the blues making the match to be 1-1. As I was jumping with joy 😹 I didn't know when the glass of beer I was drinking finished from the glass cup. It was a few minutes later before heading to penalty that later gave Chelsea the trophy that I realized that my glass of beer is empty and when I checked it was Arsenal fans that drank it. The biscuits I was even eating along the beer was also eating by anti Chelsea owner dog.

Before I could reach home from the viewing center my wife has already cooked a very delicious meal and decorated the house with blues. I ate all the food given to me by my wife. in the night I couldn't sleep because of stomach pain as the pains was much. Very early in the morning I rushed to the hospital to lay a complain to my doctor and when the doctor examined me all he discovered was that I don't have high blood pressure any more and for the stomach pain it was as a result of over feeding from the food my wife cooked. The doctor was very surprised as I don't have high blood pressure anymore he the asked me the secret so he can adopt it for other patients I then told him it was the handwork of sports called football ⚽.



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Perhaps your wife had placed a heavy bet on Chelsea to win?

As an American, I don't really get soccer jokes. Maybe @blanchy will have something to say about this one.

Even if I don't get the jokes, I still appreciate the post!

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Young Man eats too much after food and drink stolen from him while watching the Yankees .

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